Cookie Security Ugly Christmas Sweater

Cookie Security. The front sets it up and the back delivers the punchline: “Evidence has been eaten”. For the person who is really here for the buffet. Festive, cosy and unapologetically snack-motivated.

Crafted for comfort

• Chunky brushed knit – a coarse-gauge knit fabric with a soft brushed finish, for the cosy, textured hand-feel of a classic Christmas jumper.
• Gallery-grade colour – the artwork is dye-sublimated edge to edge for rich, saturated colour that won't crack, peel or fade.
• Neat finishing – ribbed crew neck, cuffs and hem hold their shape wash after wash.
• Relaxed unisex fit – sizes S to 5XL. Please check the size chart in the product photos before ordering.

Please note

To avoid any surprises: this is a printed brushed coarse-knit sweater. The design is printed onto the fabric rather than knitted from individual coloured yarns, so it is lighter and softer than a traditional hand-knitted wool jumper. Product images are digital previews and colours may vary slightly between screens.

Care

Turn inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Line or flat dry in the shade. Do not tumble dry, bleach or iron the print.

Each sweater is made to order just for you – please allow extra production time in the lead-up to Christmas.