Ugly Christmas sweaters - chunky brushed knit, sizes S to 5XLFunny and meme ugly Christmas sweatersGamer, geek and spooky Christmas jumpers
  • Chunky brushed knitCosy, soft & seriously ugly
  • Sizes S – 5XLSize chart on every sweater
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Chunky brushed knit, printed loud

The fabric, honestly

Chunky brushed knit, printed loud

Every sweater is cut from a coarse-gauge knit fabric with a soft brushed finish — that classic chunky Christmas-jumper texture, with a cosy feel against the skin.

The artwork is dye-sublimation printed edge to edge, so the colours stay bright and the design never cracks or peels. Please note it's a printed brushed knit, not a hand-knitted wool jumper — lighter, softer and machine washable.

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Sizes S to 5XL, relaxed unisex fit

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Sizes S to 5XL, relaxed unisex fit

Every product page shows our full size chart in centimetres and inches. Lay your favourite jumper flat, measure across the chest, and pick the closest match. Between sizes? Go up one for that roomy, traditional ugly-sweater look.

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Ugly sweater FAQ

Honest answers
Is this a real knitted wool jumper?

No — and we want to be upfront about it. Our sweaters are made from a coarse-gauge, brushed knit fabric with the design printed edge-to-edge using dye-sublimation. They have the chunky texture and cosy brushed feel of a classic Christmas jumper, but the pattern is printed onto the fabric rather than knitted from individual coloured yarns. The upside: crisp, bold artwork that won't pill, crack or fade.

How warm are they?

Comfortably warm without being bulky. The brushed inner surface traps heat nicely, while the fabric stays breathable — ideal for Christmas parties, Aussie winter evenings or a chilly Christmas trip overseas.

How do I wash my sweater?

Turn it inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Line or flat dry in the shade. Don't tumble dry, bleach or iron the print.

How do the sweaters fit?

They're a unisex, relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and hem. Check the size chart in the product photos — measure a sweater you already love and compare the chest width. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier, more traditional ugly-sweater look.

Which sizes do you offer?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL. Every product page includes the full size chart in centimetres and inches.

Are your sweaters made to order?

Yes. Each sweater is printed and finished after you order, which keeps waste down and lets us offer hundreds of designs. Please allow extra production time, especially in the busy weeks before Christmas.